Hipster Kickball

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When rounding third base, the runner must high-five the third base coach. However, the coach does not offer an open palm; they offer a full can of cheap, adjunct lager. The runner must chug the beer before sliding (or gently jogging) home. This is called "The Lactate Threshold." hipster kickball

Suddenly, the mustachioed shortstop with the Pabst Blue Ribbon in his koozie reveals he played Division III college soccer. The left fielder, who minutes ago was discussing the subtle notes of a natural orange wine, dives headfirst into second base. Hipster kickball is the only sport where players spend the week leading up to the game studying Moneyball analytics while claiming they "don't really keep score." In the blue corner stood