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The thread exploded. Not because it was lewd, but because it was philosophically genius. The community had to debate the power level of sandwich-based confidence against the status level of an adult film star.

A user, likely sleep-deprived and fueled by late-night snack cravings, posted a hypothetical scenario: can-he-score-rachel-starr-and-the-hoagie-hero